Wednesday, 11 June 2014
Indian politicians have many such skills for which they can be widely appreciated, for example, campaigning, jugaad, cunning, diplomacy, etc. But, some of our beloved politicians are also blessed with a disease which is especially found in India, foot in mouth. They stand up, look into our eyes and spew out pure non-sense craps that are not only offensive but senseless statements.
Here, we are presenting some ultimate statements from our beloved politicians that you would hardly believe they have said. Go ahead to read it…
“What Yeddyurappa did was morally incorrect but legally correct.” – Nitin Gadkari
Current Cabinet Minister and Ex BJP President gave this statement on corruption charges on B.S. Yeddyurappa. Yeddyurappa is a BJP colleague and former CM of Karnataka. We couldn’t understand what Gadkari intentionally wanted to say. It means that morally exploiting the people for which you claim to work is wrong but legally it can be dealt with a clean chit, I guess.
“Yes, Princess Diana was there” – Suresh Kamadi
Former Chairman of Indian Olympic Committee at 2010 Commonwealth Games gave this statement on the visit of Prince Charles and Camilla for opening ceremony of Commonwealth Games in India. But accidentally, he confused the Duchess of Cornwall with the late Princess Diana who is no more. I wish he was not thanking Princess Diana for coming in spirit!
“The public forgot Bofors, soon they will forget this as well.” Sushil Kumar Shinde
Former Union Home Minister uttered this on the issue of Coal Gate. Though he was apt that memory of public is so volatile that they won’t remember things for a long time. Public forgot about petrol pump scam too during the NDA rule. Unfortunately he was right but Mr. Shinde, what about your memory which forgot that it was the Bofors scandal that finished Rajiv Gandhi in 1989 elections. And you have seen it in 2014 also for your party. But we hope that you won’t become the target of any conspiracy because Bofors was the main reason behind the LTTE’s killing intention for Rajiv Gandhi!!!
“Bade bade shehron mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain.” – R.R. Patil
Here comes another blowing statement from the leader of Nationalist Congress Party on 2008 terrorist attack at Mumbai on 26/11. We can’t expect this insensitivity from a politician at the time of reflection and mourning. Though intentionally he wanted to say that India needs to strengthen its external security yet this popcorn statement at such an incidence was more like putting salt on public’s injury.
“To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents. Chowmin leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts.” – Jitender Chhatar
This statement by Jind’s Khap Panchayat Leader on rape blew the intellectual heads of the country. He meant actually nothing by this statement but pointing out noodles to be the reason of rape incidents in India.
“Politics is everywhere. It’s in your shirt; in your pants…It’s everywhere.” – Rahul Gandhi
And biggest blunder was from none other than our Pappu. Vice President of Indian National Congress wanted to involve youth in politics by giving this statement! Does he himself ever wore pants while doing politics?
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Here, we are presenting some ultimate statements from our beloved politicians that you would hardly believe they have said. Go ahead to read it…“What Yeddyurappa did was morally incorrect but legally correct.” – Nitin Gadkari
Current Cabinet Minister and Ex BJP President gave this statement on corruption charges on B.S. Yeddyurappa. Yeddyurappa is a BJP colleague and former CM of Karnataka. We couldn’t understand what Gadkari intentionally wanted to say. It means that morally exploiting the people for which you claim to work is wrong but legally it can be dealt with a clean chit, I guess.
“Yes, Princess Diana was there” – Suresh Kamadi
Former Chairman of Indian Olympic Committee at 2010 Commonwealth Games gave this statement on the visit of Prince Charles and Camilla for opening ceremony of Commonwealth Games in India. But accidentally, he confused the Duchess of Cornwall with the late Princess Diana who is no more. I wish he was not thanking Princess Diana for coming in spirit!
“The public forgot Bofors, soon they will forget this as well.” Sushil Kumar Shinde
Former Union Home Minister uttered this on the issue of Coal Gate. Though he was apt that memory of public is so volatile that they won’t remember things for a long time. Public forgot about petrol pump scam too during the NDA rule. Unfortunately he was right but Mr. Shinde, what about your memory which forgot that it was the Bofors scandal that finished Rajiv Gandhi in 1989 elections. And you have seen it in 2014 also for your party. But we hope that you won’t become the target of any conspiracy because Bofors was the main reason behind the LTTE’s killing intention for Rajiv Gandhi!!!
“Bade bade shehron mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain.” – R.R. Patil
Here comes another blowing statement from the leader of Nationalist Congress Party on 2008 terrorist attack at Mumbai on 26/11. We can’t expect this insensitivity from a politician at the time of reflection and mourning. Though intentionally he wanted to say that India needs to strengthen its external security yet this popcorn statement at such an incidence was more like putting salt on public’s injury.
“To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents. Chowmin leads to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in such acts.” – Jitender Chhatar
This statement by Jind’s Khap Panchayat Leader on rape blew the intellectual heads of the country. He meant actually nothing by this statement but pointing out noodles to be the reason of rape incidents in India.
“Politics is everywhere. It’s in your shirt; in your pants…It’s everywhere.” – Rahul Gandhi
And biggest blunder was from none other than our Pappu. Vice President of Indian National Congress wanted to involve youth in politics by giving this statement! Does he himself ever wore pants while doing politics?
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